People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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