: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
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