I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
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