after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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