I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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