this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
