i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
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That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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