Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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