i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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