if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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