Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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