wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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