if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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