dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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