I'll bet she douches with gravy.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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