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Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
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