i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
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you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
i would one night stand the shit outta him
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
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We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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