It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
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i would one night stand the shit outta him
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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