I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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