All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
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We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
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Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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