I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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