I love black thongs
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
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I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
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Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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