I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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