weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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