Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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