Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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