Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
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I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
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