dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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