have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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