Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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