Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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