there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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