I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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