I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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