We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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