I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
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Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
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i've created a new STD.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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