Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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