BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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