okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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