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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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