You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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