Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Randomize
