just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
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Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
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My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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