The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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