I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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