Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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