I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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