you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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