fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
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