Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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