I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
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You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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