Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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