Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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