Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
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We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
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RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh