Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
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my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
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I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize