I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
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Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.