who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
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seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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