worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
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We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
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Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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